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Bird Turd Onslaught
02:37
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Driving down the street, minding my own business/ trying to get somewhere on time/ all of a sudden, a flock of birds approaches/ they come overhead, and all let loose/ Jesus Fucking Christ, this just doesn't happen/ a 47-bird cruise missile strike/ what can I do? the wipers, they just smear it/ 80 miles an hour, I don't wanna die/ bird turn onslaught/ can't fucking see a thing/ bird turn onslaught/ this is fucking disgusting/ die die die die die die die, die die die die birds fucken die/ i will eat you when i get you when i shoot you when i gut you/ bird turd onslaught/ i almost crashed pulling over/ bird turn onslaught/ tsunami of guano/ bird turn onslaught/ i don't have enough washer fluid/ bird turn onslaught/ my car is fucking totaled/ Jesus Christ
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Song for Trevor
00:33
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You like Phish
And the Dead
But you don't smoke weed
But every beer you drink is posted on Facebook
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Ass Crayon
03:12
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In thanks for my dedication/ in thanks for his daily rations/ such artistic sentiment/ drawing with his ass crayon/ stop what you're doing! what's this bullshit?!/ or maybe "cat shit" would be more accurate/ dingleberry or clagnut, I just can't decide/ trying to remove it, i'm attacked and bleed/ a punch in the face would be appropriate if you weren't cat/ a long fudge stripe, one asshole wide, i must clean up/ a punch in the face would be appropriate if you weren't a cat/ shit stuck to my cat's ass/ he always smells like G.G. Allin/ fuck my life, he's doing it again/ smears upon the hardwood and the carpeting/ i'm amazed that the smell is so bad/ gonna have to switch his cat food brand to something else
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Ptarmigan
Two decades of stupid insanity and metal. Any metal. You can't tell us what to do. Enjoy it. Or not. We don't care.
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Gangrene Demo Tape 2015
by Weapönizer
This band is amazing. Look online for their new album LAWLESS AGE
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Noize In Da Hood
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true underground grind classic. A concept record in the band's trademark style; get a storyline w/ your grind. It pushes the envelope of taste, even for grind. Not just an album, it's an experience.
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Split with Butcher ABC
by Nekrofilth
Want something gory that vaguely reminds you of Venom? Boom
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