Assplosion, by Ptarmigan

Assplosion

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1.	Poop Island 01:09	lyrics	buy track
Ever take a dump that was so big it stuck up out of the water? Poop Island. Ever look down and see the Ty-D-Bowl Man sail over, plant his flag, and claim it? Poop Island. It's a fcking mess, so much sht in the bowl. But now 10 pounds lighter, I feel like fcking gold. Ever take a sht that stank so bad you had to courtesy flush for yourself? Poop Island.
2.	Your C*nt Is Showing 02:07		buy track
3.	Emergency Poncho 01:23	lyrics	buy track
Oh woe is me, for I stand behind thee. The way you blow it out your ass means I need an emergency poncho. Your wet brown shirt stains-- your filth is squirting clear through your trousers! What the f*ck? I need emergency poncho. For my money, the best dollar I ever spent. It's one drawback is it doesn't help with the scent. Oh, emergency poncho. You saved my life, emergency poncho...
4.	Panty Violation 02:52		buy track
5.	Assplosion 03:19		buy track

released May 1, 2013

Ptarmigan

Two decades of stupid insanity and metal. Any metal. You can't tell us what to do. Enjoy it. Or not. We don't care.

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